Texts with my sister
Melei: Ugh, I spent 2 hours on the phone with [our brother] last night and 2 hours with gma tonight
Me: Stop being Oprah to these people.
Melei: I don't have the luxury of being you. An aloof loofa.
Me: Captain Loofa is invulnerable to drama.
RAIN CITY CHRONICLES.: 3 people were shot and... →
nrrrdcakkke: and everyone on my facebook feed is complaining about the traffic from it, or that is happened on their birthday/anniversary/first day of work wow, just fucking wow HOW DO YOU THINK THOSE DEAD PEOPLE’S DAY WENT? ‘Oooh I think I’ll go grab a cup of coffee before schoo-‘ BLAMMO! End of story. How…
The Nation is Sexy #1!!
defranco: A few days ago I received a complaint about not featuring “real girls”. So I reopened the “Nation is Sexy” idea that ladies from the Nation send in pictures of themselves to firstname.lastname@example.org and I would feature them on the show once a week. This is the first week and well those lovely ladies accepted my challenge. So lets make this a weekly thing. Ladies take a picture of...